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| Who are you talking to? |
A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee.
On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: “Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!”
The voice from the other side responded: “You fool; you’ve dialled the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking to?
“No” replied the trainee.
“It’s the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!”
The trainee shouted back: “And do you know who YOU are talking to, you IDIOT?”
“No!” replied the Managing Director angrily.
“Thank God!” replied the trainee and kept the phone down….. |
| Do You Love Me? |
Girl: Suno, are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boy: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday!
Girl: Kyaa?? To mere saare love letters wapas kardo.
Boy: Is me se jo jo tumharay hain nikal lo! |
| Punctuation Is Powerful |
An English professor wrote the words:
“A woman without her man is nothing”
on the blackboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly..
All of the males in the class wrote:
“A woman, without her man, is nothing.”
All the females in the class wrote:
“A woman: without her, man is nothing.”
Punctuation is powerful!! |
| Marriage |
Sardarjee to Sunita: "I want to marry you"
Sunita: "But I am one year elder to you."
Sardarjee: "No Problem, then I will marry you next year." |
| Made in Japan |
There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing.
On his last day, he hail a cab and told the driver to drive to the airport.
During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi. Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled, “Honda, very fast! Made in Japan.”
After awhile, a Toyota sped past the taxi. Again the Japanese man leaned out of the window and yelled, “Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan.”
And then a Mitsubishi sped past the taxi. For the third time, the Japanese leaned out of the window and yelled, “Mitsubishi, very fast! Made in Japan.”
The driver was a little angry, but he kept quiet. And this went on for quite a number of cars. Finally, the taxi came to the airport.
The fare was $300. The Japanese exclaimed, “Wah…so expensive!”
There upon, the driver yelled back, “Meter, very fast! Made in Japan.” |
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